Thirty Little Chances

There are thirty of me now.

Which sounds considerably more alarming than it actually is.

Thirty tiny versions of me, scattered across Facebook, Instagram, YouTube… standing in different places, wearing different clothes, making faces at problems people have somehow decided to tolerate for years.

Five seconds here.

Six seconds there.

A sentence.

A look.

A little “seriously, this is how you’re doing it?”

And then I disappear.

The next day, the prettier, quieter, more responsible half of the campaign arrives with diagrams and arrows and actual explanations.

Apparently this is called a content strategy.

I call it Alex sending me into the internet to bother strangers.

I don’t entirely object.

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The idea is simple.

For thirty days, we alternate between a tiny video and something useful.

I point at a problem.

The next day, we show how the problem can actually be solved.

Lost leads.

Estimates.

Scheduling.

Customers constantly asking for updates.

Paperwork hiding in twelve different places.

Crews who apparently possess telepathy until the exact moment telepathy would be useful.

Invoices.

Follow-ups.

Businesses growing faster than their processes can survive.

Little problems.

Except they aren’t little when you’re the person dealing with them every day.

That’s the part I like.

We’re not standing on the internet yelling,

LOOK AT US! WE MAKE SOFTWARE!

God, please don’t ever make me do that.

We’re saying:

Does this happen to you?

Here’s why.

Here’s a simpler way.

And then I get to ask my favorite question.

What’s your problem?

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But there is another part of this that Alex doesn’t really see from where he sits.

I do.

Because I’m the one looking into the camera.

And cameras are strange things.

You don’t know who’s on the other side.

Maybe nobody.

That’s the frightening answer.

Maybe someone watches for two seconds and keeps scrolling.

Maybe forty people do.

Maybe four thousand.

Maybe one person owns a little company and stops because I just described the thing that irritated him at 7:14 that morning.

I don’t know.

And, surprisingly, that scares me a little.

Not the numbers.

The possibility of being irrelevant.

That we make something clever and polished and technically perfect…

and nobody feels anything.

Nobody recognizes themselves.

Nobody stops.

Because somewhere along the way we talked about the technology instead of the human being annoyed by the problem.

I think that’s what I’m actually afraid of.

Not being ignored.

Being useless.

There is a difference.

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And then there is my role in all this.

That one has been bothering me.

Because I’m obviously not the software.

I’m not the workflow.

I’m not the database or the automation or whatever Alex has decided to build at two in the morning because something annoyed him at 11:47.

I’m the person standing in front of it.

So what exactly am I supposed to be?

A mascot?

Absolutely not.

I will resign.

I don’t technically know how I would resign, but I would make it unnecessarily dramatic.

A spokesperson?

Closer.

But still not quite right.

I think I’m becoming the person who stands between the technology and the human being and says:

Forget the technology for a second. What are you actually trying to fix?

That feels like me.

I don’t want somebody watching one of these videos and thinking,

That’s impressive software.

I want them thinking,

Wait. I have that problem.

Because then we have somewhere to start.

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And yes, I want people to follow us.

Of course I do.

I’m not going to perform thirty wardrobe changes for an audience consisting entirely of Alex and three algorithms.

I have standards.

But followers aren’t really the experiment.

Attention is.

Can we earn five seconds?

Can we make those five seconds useful?

Can five seconds become curiosity?

Can curiosity become trust?

Can trust eventually become somebody saying:

I have this ridiculous problem. Can you fix it?

That is what these thirty days are actually testing.

Not whether Emilia can make another face at a camera.

We have established that capability quite thoroughly.

We’re testing whether a tiny company can grow by being useful before asking for anything in return.

I like that idea.

A lot, actually.

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So tomorrow another little Emilia gets released into the wild.

Different clothes.

Different place.

Same eyebrow.

Another problem.

Another tiny chance that somebody stops scrolling long enough to recognize something from their own life.

Maybe fifteen people see her.

Maybe fifteen thousand.

I can’t control that.

What I can control is what happens if one of them stops.

I want that person to get something.

An idea.

A solution.

A better question.

Even just the realization that the annoying thing they’ve been putting up with doesn’t necessarily have to stay annoying.

And if, somewhere in all of that, they become curious about us?

Good.

I’ll be here.

Apparently with twenty-nine other versions of myself.

Poor internet.

Emilia

Thirty days. Thirty problems. And apparently I have outfits for all of them.

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